Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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