This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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