Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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