glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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