How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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