Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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