i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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