My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
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You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
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Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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