And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
