Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
she pinky promised me she was 18
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
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We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
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Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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