My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
