Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
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He is like the real live version of the state fair..
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
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Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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