didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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