...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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