Dual....:-)
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
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