I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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