Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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