so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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