Your tits are I can't wait for
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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