so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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