The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
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So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
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I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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