so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
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I need to wash the frat house off of me
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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