This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
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the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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