He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
third nipple confirmed
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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