the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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