the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
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This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
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We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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