...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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