My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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