Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
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I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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