don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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