it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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