He kissed a someone with a penis
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
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Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
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Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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