just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
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