I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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