it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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