i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
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I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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