i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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