your parents love me but you hate me
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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