oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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