Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
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omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
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When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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