But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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