awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
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This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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