dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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