Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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