So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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