Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
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I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
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He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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