I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
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Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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