We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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