this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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