Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
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I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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