But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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