So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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