If i come over, it means nothing
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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