I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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